You Know You’re In Africa When…
1.) You have to strategically plan your peeing angle in
order not to pee all over your feet.
2.) your newest obsession is learning about black mambas and
asking everyone you meet the chances of you seeing one.
3.)being proposed to is a daily occurrence, and you wont say
yes unless more than 10 cows are being offered in exchange.
4.) brushing your teeth, showering, going to the bathroom,
basically everything is out in the open and among massive amounts of livestock.
5.) riding a bus sitting next to a live chicken in a plastic
bag is just another bus ride.
6.) being white makes you...